Monday, September 14, 2009
I Am Not A Student
It's a new recruiting season. I'm back on college campuses rocking one presentation after another. I always work hard to separate myself from the students, since I'm often mistaken for one, and wearing a suit is key. I even have a fancy name tag. I was walking around campus in my new suit, feeling like a rockstar and ultra professional when someone from the college staff said to me, "Hey kiddo." Great. Just what I was going for.
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As much as I'm saddened by your unrequited attempts to look older than 22, I'd like another Lady GaGa wardrobe assessment after her freakish showing at the VMAs, por favor.
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